
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
— George Carlin
I always wanted a happy ending... Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious ambiguity.
— Gilda Radner
Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.
— Joe Theismann
Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self.
— Millicent Fenwick
First Things First
So the Sabres went down to the Ottawa Senators last night 5-2 in the first game of the Eastern Conference Final. Some folks here presume all Canadians root for all Canadian teams. Well, sort of. It’d be a lot easier to root for Vancouver or Edmonton than the Senators, upstart nemesis to our beloved Toronto Maple Leafs. Our blood runs true Leaf blue and it’ll be somewhat of a killer to see the Sens win a Stanley Cup before the Leafs capture it again.
Not to mention that Torontonians have always been ready and willing to root for the Bills (those Superbowl losses broke our regional hearts too) and the Sabres. Not to mention that in 2000, up and coming Leafs superstar defenseman Bryan Berard was taken out, seemingly-permanently, when the Senators’ Marion Hossa accidentally clipped him in the right eye. It was one of those blood-chilling sports moments. Berard had been selected first overall in 1995, won the Calder Trophy as the NHL’s best rookie for the Islanders two years later, and looked to be the anchor to a bright future for the Leafs until the unnerving accident. Berard, astonishingly, came back to play for the NHL.
Suffice to say no love lost between the Leafs and Sens, so…go Sabres! Though last night’s loss was not particularly suprising. No matter how good the team, their standing during the year,home ice advantage, yada yada, it OFTEN plays out exactly as Don Cherry predicts it. For whatever reason (nerves, trying too hard, lack of focus because you’re in the middle of home-town Cup fever), visiting teams often manage to steal that first game. No matter, the Sabres will be twice as good in Game 2.
But there will likely be no cakewalking in this Series, for either team. Ottawa’s about as good as they’ve ever been, captain Daniel Alfredsson is playing a physical game he’s never played in the playoffs before, the Sens are desperate to shake off their playoff-loser persona, and Ray Emery’s no slouch. I would predict a seven game series, but I can’t call a winner.
22 Days and Counting...
For additional information on upcoming Hallwalls programs and events, go to
Hallwalls Contemporary Arts Center
Hallwalls Exhibitions continuing thru May 26
gallery hours: Tues to Fri 11am to 6pm, Sat 1—4pm, by appointment
JOAN LINDER • The Pink
Joan Linder Homepage
RUBEN OCHOA • Clastic Rupture
INTERKOSMOS • tonight 8pm @ HW
(2006, 71min)
Director and HARP artist Jim Finn in person
During the early 1970s, East German cosmonauts and their allies attempted to establish socialist colonies on the moons of Jupiter and Saturn. Jim Finn uses a variety of strategies to tell the story of this secret project in his debut feature: from mockumentary, complete with faked archival footage and beautifully reconstructed miniature sets, to retro musical dance sequences set to a German pop soundtrack by Jim Becker (Califone) and Colleen Burke (We Ragazzi). The cast, which includes guinea pigs, features the filmmaker himself.
ABOUT JIM FINN • We welcome Jim Finn to Buffalo as part of our 2007-08 Hallwalls Artist-in-Residence Project. Born in St. Louis in 1968, Finn currently resides in Troy, New York. His films and videos have screened at festivals and venues as diverse as the International Film Festival Rotterdam, Ann Arbor Film Festival, and the Harvard Film Archive. His first feature-length film Interkosmos premiered at the 2006 Rotterdam film festival and is currently distributed by Thrill Jockey. La Trinchera Luminosa del Presidente Gonzalo is his most recent work, which had its premier at the 2007 New York Underground Film Festival.
To commit suicide in Buffalo is redundant...

Thurs., May 17, 7:30 pm
Hallwalls & Talking Leaves Books present Mark Nowak
Poet, playwright, scholar, critic, labor activist reading from his essay "'To Commit Suicide in Buffalo is Redundant': Music & Death in Zero City, 1982-1984," featured in the forthcoming critical anthology Goth: Undead Subculture
Plus special live music performance by David Kane & Donald Kinsman, reuniting two-thirds of the original Nullstadt! Plus excerpts from early '80s vintage Nullstadt video! Talking Leaves will have books for sale & signing by author Admission $10 (Refunded with purchase of Goth at event) This event is a must-see for forty-something fans of Nullstadt, aging denizens of the pre-Chippewa Strip Continental, Goths not even born yet when Nullstadt was a local favorite at The Continental (let alone old enough to go there!), punks, post-punks, neo-punks, and anyone of any age interested in rock criticism, contemporary cultural anthropology, Marxism, organized labor, or the post-industrial history of Buffalo. Opening Elsewhere
• Carl Lee (below) and Brendan Bannon opening at the BPAC Fri May 11 5:30-7:30pm (thru July 8)
• Buffalo Society of Artists 2007, gut-renovation plans for BAS and the 15 South Putnam Project opening at Buffalo Arts Studio Sat May 12 7-10pm Real-life design>
• Almost Famous: Up and Coming Artists at Clifton Hall opens Fri May 11 5-10pm
• John Mielcarek at the BPAC opening Fri May 11 5:30-7:30 (thru July 8)
• Kyle Kaczmarek, Greg Wlosinski, Jess Trankle, Tom Terzian, Dan Jay in the Medaille College Senior Exhibition at CEPA opening Fri May 11 6-9pm (thru May 30)
• Joshua Marks at the Tang Museum in Sarasota Springs opening May 17 (thru August 12)
• Starlight Studio's Spring Break Show opens Fri May 18 6-9pm (thru Aug 3)
• Buffalo Society of Artists opening at Buffalo Art Studio Sat May 12 7-10pm
• Don Paul Swain thesis show Ghost Train at the Central Terminal Fri and Sat may 11 & 12 7:30-11:30 pm
• Buffalo Society of Artists Spring Show at Buffalo Art Studio opening Sat May 12 7-10pm (thru July 14)
College Street Gallery has a new show and new hoursBuffalo Photography: New Work by Michael Mulley opens Fri May 11 8-11pm (thru June 3)
New hours: W-F 5-9pm Sat 2-8pm Sun 2-5
CEPA and Studio Hart cordially invite you to meet artist Keith JohnsonThursday, May 17, 2007 • 5:30-7 pm (Gallery talk at 6 pm) Studio Hart • 65 Allen Street, Buffalo, NY
If you're in Amsterdam, bring Amanda some cake...
Buffalo artist Amanda Besl opens a show at Artspace Witzenhausen Sat May 12, 4-6pm, continuing through June 16.
Artspace Witzenhausen
Amanda Besl Homepage
If you're in Toronto, check this out...
Recent Hallwalls exhibiting artists Suzy Lake (2006) and Peter Bowyer (2001), both opening at Paul Petro Contemporary Art Fri, May 11 7-10pm (thru June 9)
Beauty at the End of the Season
Also in Toronto, Carlo Cesto opens his International House of Sunshine
Diaz Contemporary
If you're in Santa Monica...
May 19 - August 11, 2007 Identity Theft: Eleanor Antin, Lynn Hershman, Suzy Lake, 1972-1978 Identity theftRosemary Lyons in Chelsea
Manu Scriptus: Illuminated Manscripts by Rosemary K. Lyons
opening Sat May 26 4-6pm, artist's talk 5pm (thru June 9)
Viridian Artists
Continuing Elsewhere
• Francis Bacon at the Albright-Knox through July 29
• Assembling the Best: Nancy Belfer, Joyce Hill, Gerald Mead, Russell Ram at the Carnegie Art Center through June 9
• Polly Little, Mark Lavatelli, Monica Angle, Sam Magavern, Jackie Felix, AE Felix, Barbara Rowe, Peter Sowiski, Olga Bajusova, Josef Bajus, Kathi Roussel, Peter Fowler, Bonnie Gordon, John Pfahl, Linda Collingnon, Robert Collingnon, Ilania Kaplan, Christopher Stangler, Trudy Stern, Michael Morgulis at Insite Gallery thru June 17
• Catherine Parker opening at Meibohm Fine Arts (East Aurora) thru June 2• William Koch at Artsphere thru• Patricia Carter, Juan Gomez, Fernando Colón Gonzalez, Jane Hammond, Mike Herbold, Warren Isensee, Margrit Lewczuk, Kathryn Lynch, Giles Lyon, Suzanne McClelland, Steve Miller, Stephen Mueller, Carolanna Parlato, Cordy Ryman, Sean Scherer, Peter Stephens, Jill Weber at Nina Freudenheim thru June 2• Steven Winiecki at College Street Gallery thru• Peter Fowler at Kepa3 thru June 15• Robert John Holland opening at the JCC Amherst and on Delaware thru June 25 • Impact Artists Gallery annual members' show thru• Greg Kuppinger at Buffalo Big Print openign Fri May 4 7-9pm• Nancy Treherne Craig, Lawrence Kinney, Alejandro Gutierrez at Art Dialogue thru June 1
• Rob Lynch at the Castellani Art Museum thru Sept 16
• Ann Shier and Robert Schulman at Redfish Art Studios, East Aurora thru June 2• Carolee Schneeman at CEPA thru May 26
• Haunted Screens at UB Art Gallery thru May 19
• Bingyi at UB Art Gallery thru May 19
• Mary Begley at Delish on Elmwood thru May and Brodo Restaurant thru July
• Kenn Morgan at Karpeles Manuscript Museum thru May 23
• Carol Vacanti at Flickinger/Nichols School through June 15
• Andrea Cote, Sarah Hutt, Wendy Kawabata, Marie Kennedy, Tara Parsons, Daniela Rumpf, Penelope Stewart at RoCo through May 20
• Adam Nowicki and Sandra Bartz at Burchfield Nature & Art Center (West Seneca) thru May 25
• Jeff Freier at the Arts Council thru May 18
• Sung Hee Yoon and Nathaniel Infante at UB Anderson Gallery thru May 20
• Denis Moran, Steven Smaldone, Ardyth Van Scoy, Catherine Kwiatkowski at St. Bonaventure through May 12
• Bingyi: The Dawns Here are Quiet at UB Anderson Gallery thru May 19
• Lynn Sirades at El Museo through May 15
• Gary L. Wolfe: An Interactive Commentary on IS53 at BT Roberts Memorial Gallery, Rochester thru May 19
• Ben Perrone (thru May 6), BPAC 40th Anniversary Exhibition (thru May 13), and Selections from the Ann Cravens ceramics collection (thru June 22), Adele Cohen (thru Aug 2), all at the Burchfield
• Frances Crohn at Wilcox Mansion thru May 20th• Milton Rogovin at the Castellani though June 24
• Dave Buck at Betty’s thru June 10
• William Storrs at the Kenan Center thru May 20• Insoon Ha: The Island (below) at Big Orbit thru July 1
All Hail the Dark Lord
Here's Colin Dabkowski's Buffalo News piece about the new AKAG Francis Bacon show. Funnily, Colin juxtaposes the ever-freakish battle of the wedding parties that occurs weekly on the Albright's scenic steps with the darkly-themed Bacon works inside the gallery. Well okay, but given that about half of marriages crash and burn on the pyre of divorce, there's plenty o'darkness already frolicking on those steps.
The Dark Side
And here's Eric Jackson-Forsberg's Artvoice piece about the show. "The Organic Mr. Bacon" sounds like a delicious new breakfast food and that's apt since we always find Eric's too-seldom writings about art to be pretty fine brain food themselves. Here, Eric talks about how the tag-line of the show (Raw Human Emotion) may actually be applying too much logic to the Bacon equation:
Organic Mr. Bacon
All Hail the Prince of Pulp
A Prince of Pulp
Philip K Dick Official Site
Wikipedia
Something I listened to this week...
Noisettes Official Site
Noisettes MySpace
When that guy died on Dick Cavett...
No, not Jimi Hendrix. I just used the Jimi pic as a thanks to Jeff D for forwarding this rather unbelievable but true tale of talk show death. And not the kind of death where a comedian bombs in the face of a lousy performance or a hostile audience. No, actual death. Right there on the couch while columnist Pete Hamill was being interviewed.
Dying on Dick Cavett
Dick Cavett Wikipedia
LAST DAY: SPACES deadline of May 11, 2007 for applications
SPACES, Northeast Ohio’s artist-run, alternative art gallery, is accepting applications for its 2007/08 exhibition season. We are seeking visual artists in all media, including video, installation, traditional media, web art, as well as proposals for curated exhibitions. All selected artists and curators are paid honoraria.
SPACES
Art Bars Deadline July 27Ithaca Fine Chocolates
Carnegie Art Center Professional Development Workshops for Artists • Spring 2007
The Carnegie Art Center presents a series of professional development workshops for individual artists designed to provide techniques and strategies for addressing current issues faced by contemporary artists. Each workshop has been designed to empower artists to strengthen and expand their resources as well as to provide professional networking opportunities.
Collage Party
Saturday, May 12, 2-5 pm
with presenting artists: Gerald Mead, Russell Ram, Joyce Hill
Fee: $30 Non-Members; $25 Members at the Carnegie Art Center
This is an opportunity for artists and non-artists to work together and share creative techniques through the art of assemblage. This event is inspired by the Collage Parties organized by artist Paul Butler at MoCA Geffen (Outpost for Contemporary Art) Los Angeles, Bergdorf Goodman (Scenic Group) New York, Sparwasser HQ, Berlin, Goldsmith's College in London, Plug In ICA in Winnipeg, Toronto International Art fair (The Power Plant. Whether you are interested in learning new creative techniques, a new artistic form of expression or would like to break through a creative block -while networking with other artists and professionals- this event will be especially beneficial for you.
DEADLINE May 24 • Strategic Opportunity Stipends (SOS)
Strategic Opportunity Stipends (SOS), a project of the New York Foundation for the Arts, working in collaboration with arts councils and cultural organizations across New York State, are designed to help individual artists of all disciplines take advantage of unique opportunities that will significantly benefit their work or career development. Literary, media, visual, music and performing artists may request support ranging from $100 to $600 for specific, forthcoming opportunities that are distinct from work in progress.
How To Apply: SOS Grant
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Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.
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